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The most scux Minecraft player. He just kills you and wins TnT dash every time.
Person 1: The fuck I got killed by JLocked again.
Person 2: I know.
JLocked by The_Jackal1210 November 28, 2020

Speed Jocked 

When rolling in your whip on the street a slow driver pops infront of you making you decrease your speed
Hey niggah im sorry that im late this bitch Speed Jocked me i was doing 65 and she made me do 30
Speed Jocked by lilnater July 12, 2009
He JOCKED his friend's style.
Jocked by Jonny Tigre May 25, 2008

Cock Jocked 

When your feelin' this chick and you spend most of your time together at the party/bar/house, but then some guy buys her a drink/tells a story and steals her interest from you to him. So all your time you just invested into this one girl has been wasted by another guy, or Cock Jocked. Fckin' Sucks.
Sometime in the Fall semester of 05'...My boy Eric got cock jocked by this one guy who tried to steal his girl Emily by buying drinks for her. But the only way to fight him off is play him in his own game and cock jock the girl back. Chillin back at my place Erik said he did not get the girl but we checked her out on facebook and concluded she was mad doodie anyway.
Cock Jocked by BluBallz April 30, 2006
To get ready to battle or go to war.
Put on your gear and game face.
The warrior was jocked up and ready to go do some killing.
Jocked Up by Jerry Nelson September 29, 2010

jocked yo ass 

something you say after you trick someone
did you see that monkey in the sky? JOCKED YO ASS!!
jocked yo ass by johnny shityseed February 4, 2007
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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