Jizz block 

After you have jacked off you go to take a piss and you cannot or it is hard to push it out because the excess semen has caused a blocking in your penis.

Broman 1: Bro i have to take a pizz bro!

Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?

Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro

Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude

Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?

Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..

Jizz block by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011

jizz blockers 

Big trendy sunglasses worn by whores in a futile attempt to keep semen out of their eyes.

Jessica is rocking jizz blockers, cause Stan gave her an eye infection by pulling out of her ass and nutting on her face.

jizz blockers by novimoto January 3, 2009

jizzlocks 

When a woman or man gets so much thick cum on their face and hair that it resembles them having dreadlocks. They can already have dreadlocks and laced with cum or just having cum hanging from their head. Either is acceptable.

Dude, Hannah just answered the door with jizzlocks hanging from her head. She should probably take a shower.

jizzlocks by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013