Jizz Sandwich 

When Someone Cums On A Hoe’s Stomach And Lays On Top Of Her, Making A Jizz Sandwich

“Me & Nathan Made A Jizz Sandwich Last Night.”

“Girl, Make A Jizz Sandwich, It’s Great.”

Jizz Sandwich by Danyelle5703 February 23, 2018

Oreo Jizz Sandwich 

The act of having sex and, at climax, the male getting two Oreo cookie sides, and putting his semen in between them, Then the girl proceeds to eat the Oreo Jizz sandwich. Putting the Oreo in the woman's vagina is optional.

''DUDE! My girlfriend just at my Oreo Jizz Sandwich!''
''RIGHTEOUS MAN!''

Oreo Jizz Sandwich by Mongarrhea August 7, 2014

Grilled jizz sandwich 

Getting hit in the back of the skull by a cast iron skillet

"I was a little skeptical at first but he offered to make me a grilled jizz sandwich."
"Isn't that where you get a cast iron skillet to the back of the skull?"
"Yeah to the back if the freaking skull!"

Grilled jizz sandwich by CrappyPap February 1, 2018

Jizzsandwhich 

When you are out of mayo you gotta have another option...

So instead of using Mayo you are using your own condimens (jizz) on your sandwhich of choice.

Guy 1:Hey man why does this sandwich taste so good?
Guy 2: I knew I wasn't the only one who my liked jizz on sandwiches!

Guy 1: Well from now when I come over make me one of your famous jizzsandwhichs!

Jizzsandwhich by I'm the anonymous 22433 February 5, 2015