Jizz Sandwich
Jizz Sandwich by Danyelle5703 February 23, 2018
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Oreo Jizz Sandwich
The act of having sex and, at climax, the male getting two Oreo cookie sides, and putting his semen in between them, Then the girl proceeds to eat the Oreo Jizz sandwich. Putting the Oreo in the woman's vagina is optional.
Oreo Jizz Sandwich by Mongarrhea August 7, 2014
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Grilled jizz sandwich
"I was a little skeptical at first but he offered to make me a grilled jizz sandwich."
"Isn't that where you get a cast iron skillet to the back of the skull?"
"Yeah to the back if the freaking skull!"
"Isn't that where you get a cast iron skillet to the back of the skull?"
"Yeah to the back if the freaking skull!"
Grilled jizz sandwich by CrappyPap February 1, 2018
Jizzsandwhich
When you are out of mayo you gotta have another option...
So instead of using Mayo you are using your own condimens (jizz) on your sandwhich of choice.
So instead of using Mayo you are using your own condimens (jizz) on your sandwhich of choice.
Guy 1:Hey man why does this sandwich taste so good?
Guy 2: I knew I wasn't the only one who my liked jizz on sandwiches!
Guy 1: Well from now when I come over make me one of your famous jizzsandwhichs!
Guy 2: I knew I wasn't the only one who my liked jizz on sandwiches!
Guy 1: Well from now when I come over make me one of your famous jizzsandwhichs!
Jizzsandwhich by I'm the anonymous 22433 February 5, 2015
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