Jizz Piss

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the first urination following an ejaculation. Some say this urination (even if delayed) can cause a feeling of elation. Can be a 'split' urine stream, resulting in an unwanted mess.

Remo: Yo man, I just got done fucking Katie and I gotta take a Jizz Piss.

Spig: Dude, watch for the split stream!

Jizz Piss by Spigkoque February 3, 2010

Words you can keep

jizz-piss

When you get done jacking off, and then you have to piss immediately afterward. A stinging pain inside the dick hole may result.

I screamed while taking a jizz-piss out the second story window, so my mom walked in and saw the Britney Spears nake nudes pics on the computer, and sent me to see a shrink.

jizz-piss by poop April 12, 2005

Related Words

jizz-piss • anal blood jizz piss fart • jizz bomb • jizz mopper • jizz rag • jizz in my pants • jizz-trap • jizz biscuit • jizz hands • jizz mop

anal blood jizz piss fart

when someone farts, and the smell of it smells like a mix of blood piss and jizz. this usually happens after anal sex in both men and women. More commonly used in messaging as ABJPF.

"Andrew that's a nasty anal blood jizz piss fart!"

anal blood jizz piss fart by N473B34N December 17, 2008

jizzpiss

when you jizz and then piss afterwards

"Man last night I let out a jizzpiss on my girlfriend, she wasnt too pleased with that"

jizzpiss by Hobbs April 14, 2005

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026