Jizz Pirates 

A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world that was female dominated with the idea that women didn't need men.

After the jizz pirates knocked down my door on a mission for "the goods" I soon gave into them.

Jizz Pirates by Robert Eh May 14, 2005

jizz pirate

One who commits piracy (possibly illegal) on the semen of a man.

To attack and rob a man's balls of their semen.

A plunderer/ predator of semen.

Aka 'bucaneer of ejaculatory fluids'

'Darren fucked a total jizz pirate last night...again'

jizz pirate by Clare Weightman October 28, 2007

jizzpirate

The act of inhaling semen accidentally during fellatio

I am going to cum now! Be careful you don't jizzpirate. I don't want to have to explain that to the cops if you choke to death.

jizzpirate by Darwinsgospel February 5, 2024