Jizz Jacket

A "Jizz Jacket" is what one would call an epic whore. This person is a straight up slut, and should not be trusted because she is an epic whore. The term "Jizz Jacket" is perfection in a hand basket to use on any of your skanky, ho friends.

SHUT THE HELL UP YOU JIZZ JACKET

by VeronicaHill October 14, 2010

Jizz Jacket

Covering someone with sperm.

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.

by b7random November 27, 2016

Jizz Jacketed

When somebody ejaculates into a jacket then throws it at you as a prank

Ewww dude thats fucking nasty i just got jizz jacketed

by Lee Harvey February 11, 2008

jizz jacket

A comforter/bedspread/quilt/blanket in a motel room. Since they are rarely washed, they are full of jizz.

"If you're cold then use the blanket." "No way, I'm not wrapping up in that jizz jacket!!"

by Clark Griswold November 19, 2006

Jizz-Jacket

When somebody jizzes in a jacket then throws it at you

"eww dude! that's nasty i just got jizz-jacketed!

by Max Benson February 04, 2008

jizz jacket june

Spicy equivalent of destroy dick december, when you jack off into a jacket every day and on the last day you are obligated to wear it.

"jeez, why do you smell like semen"
"i'm completing my jizz jacket june"

by Vlasta February 20, 2021

Jizz on my jacket

masterbating with you best friends jacket then releasing all your jizz on the hood, buttons and back of your friends jacket.

paul gave me his jacket so i took it to the toilet and jizzed all over it because i have a crush on his wide ass!
then paul walked in

"dude why did u Jizz on my jacket"

by chris1984 May 21, 2009