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Jizcuzzi 

(jiz-koo-zee)
-pro noun
When semen pools inside the belly-button after a man ejaculates onto his partners (lower) stomach. Thus, forming a Jizcuzzi
After Aaron busted a load on my stomach, he blew bubbles into my Jizcuzzi!
Jizcuzzi by Coolcandy January 27, 2009
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Jizcuzzi 

A Jacuzzi that is notoriously known for having a high sperm count and dingers (condoms) blocking the filter.
Who wants to go swimming in the jizcuzzi? I don't know,will I get pregnant? Not if you're on the pill.
Jizcuzzi by Risbot March 9, 2014
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Jizzcuzzi 

When group of friends all nut in a jacuzzi at the same time while listening to Cheif Keef. Could possibly lead to impregnation of the next female to use the jizzcuzzi.
Hey are you and Tommy down to Jizzcuzzi later?

“I was a lab baby” “I was adopted” “I was a Jizzcuzzi baby…”
Jizzcuzzi by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

Jizzcuzzi 

A jizzcuzzi is when a you are having intercourse and when pulling out, you blow your load and all the warm jizz fills up her bellybutton, creating a jacuzzi of jizz.
This Jizzcuzzi I made last night was overflowing with jizz.
Jizzcuzzi by exohhh December 10, 2009

jizzcuzzi 

When you cum in your bellybutton, having no option but to put your finger in it for a nice dip.
I had a wet dream last night and woke up with my finger in a jizzcuzzi
jizzcuzzi by Steve Migurkin January 26, 2018

Jizzcuzzi 

1)When you are jizzing so much that you are bathing in the jizz. Hench the jizzcuzzi.
2) While having sex in the jacuzzi you jizz creating a jizzcuzzi
I came so much i made a jizzcuzzi.

Last night, we had sex in the jizzcuzzi.
Jizzcuzzi by JizzDNA August 3, 2010
The result of a ballcuzzi
jitcuzzi by Bubb Rubb October 28, 2003
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