Nignog

Noun (nigg-nawg). A term that can be used as a term to describe someone who is or has acted incompetent, dumb, annoying, rude, or just sucks in general

Dude...this mother fuckin nignog straight up threw my microwave out my old aptaetment window, and broke it, when I was moving into my new place. You gotta use the oven bro, sorry

by Coolcandy September 4, 2014

Full-back

A term used to describe any type of Women's underwear that fully cover the butt.

Synonym "granny panties"

I can always tell it's time to do laundry when all I have left to wear are my full-backs

by Coolcandy September 11, 2014

Recyclepath

Someone who takes recycling hella serious to a fault. Someone who engages in extreme obsessive compulsive recycling causing them to appear like a total wack-Job to annoying anyone that bear witness to their recyclepathic tendencies

(Two girls are going to the bathroom together at a bar/club) “OMG...I hate to seem like a total recyclepath, but someone threw their tampon applicator in the trash. Hello it is RECYCLEABLE!!!”

“...Please don’t pick it up out of the trash again...”
“I can’t help it dude...”
“Gross”

by Coolcandy September 11, 2018

Antioch

Antioch (ant-E-yock) proper noun

Antioch is a strange city located about an hour east of San Francisco, where wild turkeys, wiggers, and crime run rampant.

Example:

-White male (who acts/dresses like he's from some kind of hood) says: "Daaaamm nigga! Look at all dem motha fuckin turkeys runnin around!"...
-Similarly dressed white male (with the same accent) replies: "Das wassup!"

The city of Antioch is a precious gem in the state of California if a precious gem where the same thing as stepping in a fresh pile of dog shit with no shoes or socks on, and the poo was still warm

by Coolcandy October 14, 2014

Jizcuzzi

(jiz-koo-zee)
-pro noun
When semen pools inside the belly-button after a man ejaculates onto his partners (lower) stomach. Thus, forming a Jizcuzzi

After Aaron busted a load on my stomach, he blew bubbles into my Jizcuzzi!

by Coolcandy January 27, 2009

Butt-recovery-mode

The period of time in which you cant sit down after taking a poop

Dude that shit I took was fucked up. I was in butt-recovery-mode for like 15 minutes!

by Coolcandy March 7, 2010

Poo brew

Noun (poooo broooo)

Poo brews are farts that occur when a turd has formed in the butt-chamber, and is waiting for departure. The gas from your body has to pass through this turd which acts like a filter made out of shit. Thus causing the fart to smell extremely bad

Sorry dude. That's farts gonna smell really bad. I've got a total poo brew right now

by Coolcandy August 28, 2014