A beautiful woman who's smile and charm lights up the room. Her beauty is breathtaking and is utterly irresistible. Her sense of humor makes her the funniest person to exist. A jiuseppa doesn't know how to spell but all her other amazing qualities make up for it. You'd have to be the luckiest person in the world to end up with a jiuseppa! She is definitely a one of a kind sexy mizz laday!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).