Jimmy Day

A God amongst a sea of unworthy beings

What the hell..., no it's Jimmy Day

by The messenjah77 January 8, 2021

Kick a Jimmy day

Today is the day you kick a guy named jimmy!! Have fun

Someone: TODAY IS NATIONAL KICK A JIMMY DAY!!

Friend: YESSSS, LETS GO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM

by Kick a Jimmy Day November 3, 2019

national grab jimmy day

July 23, the day where all jimmys need to be grabbed excessively

“Yo Mandy it’s national grab jimmy day”
“IT’S TOO FUCKING SMALL TO GRAB”

by smoljimmy April 11, 2018

Jimmy Shaker Day

A day when your enimies let their guard down thinking that you have forgotten there is a score to settle

from this day on, any time your kid leaves this house to go to school, go play, see a friend, to buy a fuckin' comic book, you're gonna have to ask yourself: Is today... Jimmy Shaker day?

by The T Man 1979 April 3, 2009

National jimmy day

April 19th. The day everyone take a bite of their jimmy until it eventually kills them.

Everyone take a bite of their jimmy, today is national jimmy day!!

by The cult of jimmy April 20, 2022

National Jimmy Craig Day

A day of rest to honor American hero jimmy Craig and his magnificent performance for team USA, celebrated on May 31

Joe: National Jimmy Craig Day gonna be litty city
Mike: yeah dawg a day off from school... imma watch miracle

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 4, 2019