smoljimmy's definitions

national grab jimmy day

July 23, the day where all jimmys need to be grabbed excessively

“Yo Mandy it’s national grab jimmy day”
“IT’S TOO FUCKING SMALL TO GRAB”

by smoljimmy May 24, 2018

fmimfp

An acronym for “Fuck Me In My Fucking Pussy.” This phrase is used to convey stress, annoyance, or disbelief.

Person 1: “How did you drive twenty-two miles past where you needed to stop.”
Person 2: “We’re so stupid, fuck.”
Person 1: “fmimfp.”

by smoljimmy May 29, 2019