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Jack and Jill Cannonblast 

A sexual situation involving anal beads. After inserting the beads into the woman's anus, the man then yanks them out, causing the woman to defecate uncontrollably. Both the man and woman then start to roll in the shit, like jack and Jill rolling down the hill. Sometimes, this happens on accident.
Joe: "...and then we just started to roll in it."

Mike: "Awwww! The jack and Jill cannonblast!"

Jill Card 

A mechanism used by women to prevent their significant others from having fun without them, regardless of logic.
Ryan: I'm ready to go out and have some fun. I've been planning this night out for weeks.
Jill: I don't feel like going out. You can't go.

Friends: She just played the Jill Card.
Jill Card by Chuckadoodledoo January 11, 2009

Jill cuzzi 

Where a woman presses her lady bits up against a pulsating jet of a jacuzzi.
I did a Jill cuzzi in the spa today while I was talking to some hot guy.
Jill cuzzi by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021

Jill cheese

Wow did you catch that Jill cheese over there? Avoid at all costs
Jill cheese by Urban Carl May 17, 2026

Jill's cat 

The most annoying cats ever that will never love you
Why won't Jill's cats love me? I'm gonna go kms... keep myself safe
Jill's cat by Memestealingwhore December 18, 2016

Cracker Jill 

A Cracker Jill is a racist woman who beats or lynches of other races.
Once apon a time there was a cracker jill name was Jill. She only like people of her own race one day she seen a woman of a different color that piss her off. So she decided to give her a whooping but she got whooped instead.
Cracker Jill by Hippie Slayer1 October 14, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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