Jigabits

A jigabit is the superior way to say gigabit.

Peasant Friend: "Ugh, this download is taking ages. Dude, why does this download have to be 3.1 Gigabits, it's not even a content update."
You, an Intellectual: "Is this some kind of peasant joke I'm too smart to understand. It's Jigabits, I don't even know you."

by thechickennuggetwaswiseonce... April 15, 2019

Jiggabits

A whole mess load of gigabytes, but not approaching a Terabytes (see Tiggabits).

Fronz was sucking up all the jiggabits before they fired his worthless fucking ass; nigga didn't even get to bring home his dragon!

by McNastay February 26, 2013