Jiebers 

A replacement or substitution for "geez". You use it when someone says an unpleasant statement ! Also can be used if you suddenly get frightened.

Jiebers you don't have to be rude!

Jiebers by Kay Kay Bieber August 27, 2013

Bustin' Jieber 

A complex sex move in which one dresses up as a androgynous 15 year old lesbian, then sings obnoxious pop songs in a high pitched nasally voice, before busting a nut in the face of teenage america. For some reason, teenage girls can't seem to get enough of this.

I don't like Justin Bieber or his music, but i respect his ability to Bustin' Jieber repeatedly in the faces of young teenage girls across the nation.

Bustin' Jieber by davideasybaker April 6, 2010

Jibbers Crabst 

All hail our crustacean Lord and Savior™!

"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)

Jibbers Crabst by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015

Bustin a Jieber 

when you bust a nut real good

Example 1: Sorry I can't talk, going to bust a jieber

Example 2: Can't talk. Bustin a Jieber right now

Bustin a Jieber by jeneffen September 30, 2019

cricket me jimbers 

A combination of shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket. Used when someone is very confused and surprised at the same time. Thus leading them to confuse the sayings shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket.

Cricket me jimbers! Where am I and how did I get here?

cricket me jimbers by Yacht Captain July 21, 2011

Jeebers 

What Homer Simpson calls Jesus. Many people believe 'Jeebers' to be spelt as 'Jebus', but then my subtitles must be lying because they spell it as Jeebers. Anyway, whatever happens, Jeebers will be looking down on you, watching your every move. Have fun!

Save me Jeebers, I dont know what to do! Save me!

Homer. Homer Simpson. He's the the greatest man in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.

DOW! Mmmmm, Chestnuts

Jeebers by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

bieber jeebers 

the fear of having justin bieber stealing your puberty.

doc:this dude came into my office today.
man:what for?
doc:he has the bieber jeebers
man:dont laugh, sometimes it happens

bieber jeebers by ginga says what September 13, 2010