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Jhose is most likely a funny handsome and very tall guy. You never want to give him a hard time but, he can be annoying at times. He is somewhat patient and has a-lot of time on his hands. He's one of those guys that sing in the shower or is really obnoxious. His secret is that he probably never challenged himself but he is kind and very mindful of other peoples opinion towards him.
Jhose is a funny guy
yeah! i wish i could be like Jhose.
Jhose by #boyfriend June 17, 2019
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A woman who is always happy and laughing on the outside and often even seems a bit stupid but is actually very cleaver and deep.
This girl seems all weird and shallow, I know, but I actually think she's a real Josy!
Josy by J.Bertie October 21, 2009
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josymar flores 

An obnoxious little prick who in the eighth grade I had for a student in my english class always had a mouth on especially after he told me and I quote "screw you" end quote and his friends were a bad choice especially all the skater ones and the only reason I passed him in my class is because I hate I despise that gosh darn little camle toed homosexual.
The only reason Josymar made it into the 9th grade is because none of his teachers hated him and did not want to have him for another year in their class.
josymar flores by Mrs. Martin February 15, 2005
Very beautiful girl and soooooo cute. You should be very lucky you met her and that she will always make you feel loved and appreciated. She'll make you feel like you're the luckiest guy in the world and will do amything not to let you go. She is very loyal to her friends and family but stubborn and has a very thoughtful mind whenever she puts others before herself. She is always happy but sometimes has deep thoughts about others and herself. She will give you signs that she likes you (love) and she has an adorable cute smile.
Jhoey by m_remix October 4, 2018
A nice guy who gives great hugs is a grate gamer and will always be there for you they are the best
Girl: OMG did you see how cute he was
Guy: dang my girl is falling for jhostin
jhostin by Aries_0019 October 22, 2020
A josy is a cute smart ass girl who won't take now as an answer. But when u get to meet her she is nice crazy weird person and will always love you so dont mess with josy
Person: she is so nice and sweet and cute

Girl:josy?
Josy by Awesome steph March 3, 2019
Your brother is a jhosh noob
Jhosh by ~+[(#_^ May 30, 2019
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