Jewzi
Bob Schneider put jews in ovens and said " I am the Nazi Baker and you are the Jewish cookie get in my oven bitch!"
Jewzi by Patrick Grantello March 17, 2005
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Jewzi
short for Communist Nazi Jew. Used for any Korean Males from Canada. These are some of the most epic morons you could meet.
Jan: "Ew, here comes Jun..."
Alexis: "What's wrong with him?"
Jan: "You haven't heard? He's a Jewzi"
Alexis: "Uggghhh...why are there so many of these assholes?"
Alexis: "What's wrong with him?"
Jan: "You haven't heard? He's a Jewzi"
Alexis: "Uggghhh...why are there so many of these assholes?"
Jewzi by Mr. Cassanova May 1, 2009
Jewish by injection
(n.) a term used to describe a gentile, or non-Jew, who engages in intercourse with a Jew one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat of an honorary Jew of sorts.
"Have you met my new girlfriend?"
"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"
"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"
"Right on!"
"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"
"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"
"Right on!"
Jewish by injection by JAP_ January 11, 2008
Jewish racing gold
Jewish racing gold is the description of certain shades of the colour gold. It is most often applied to cars painted in a gold colour, though can also be applied to describe other items of this colour.
It is derived from the stereotype of Jewish women of a certain age having a prediliction to gold-coloured clothing and accessories, and is therefore mildly perjorative.
It is derived from the stereotype of Jewish women of a certain age having a prediliction to gold-coloured clothing and accessories, and is therefore mildly perjorative.
Jewish racing gold by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011
Jewish Goodbye
People trying to say bye to loved ones but keep bringing up ONE extra little thing, laughing/talking, and trying to actually say goodbye over and over but can't leave each other just yet
"Aw, darling, thanks for having me! Bye!"
"Of course sweetheart, thank you for coming and bring John next time!"
"Omg, I will! Did I tell you we're talking about a puppy!"
"AW! WHAT KIND?!"
(an hour later)
"But no, he's been a great cat and you and John should get that puppy you were talking about! Pets can be so great! Anyway, OK HONEY go! Haha, Love you, and stay off of I-10, there's a crash..."
"Ugh! I will! My sister just got her truck out of the shop for a crash on I-10..."
"Aw no! Is she alright? Does she know a guy? Hold up, let me give you a number..."
"This is the Jewish Goodbye of life! Haha! Last week at nan's house, OMG while you're writing that let me tell you..."
"Of course sweetheart, thank you for coming and bring John next time!"
"Omg, I will! Did I tell you we're talking about a puppy!"
"AW! WHAT KIND?!"
(an hour later)
"But no, he's been a great cat and you and John should get that puppy you were talking about! Pets can be so great! Anyway, OK HONEY go! Haha, Love you, and stay off of I-10, there's a crash..."
"Ugh! I will! My sister just got her truck out of the shop for a crash on I-10..."
"Aw no! Is she alright? Does she know a guy? Hold up, let me give you a number..."
"This is the Jewish Goodbye of life! Haha! Last week at nan's house, OMG while you're writing that let me tell you..."
Jewish Goodbye by Skotreeseonce October 6, 2015
Jewish Pillow Talk
1) When, after having sex with a prostitute, the matter of payment is discussed.
2) The type of dirty talk that's meant to turn on someone who's Jewish.
2) The type of dirty talk that's meant to turn on someone who's Jewish.
1) Man: That was just what I needed!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough
2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough
2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!
Jewish Pillow Talk by Jefferson S. Flex December 10, 2013
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fache-couture
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
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Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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