jerassica

A large, not so in charge, woman with a face and body that resembles that of prehistoric mammals. Key features of a "jerassica" are as follows:
foopah
saggy tits
wizard sleeve twat
Smelly vagina
Horribly bad breath
Beard
Bush from its crack to its belly button
Cautions:
When approaching a jerassica please use extreme caution. Hazardous fumes will engulf you. You may also be eaten.

Wow... Jerassica... Your pretty!

by ImChopper October 3, 2017

Jessica Jane

This name sounds like Western but is used in Indonesia. Sadly, this name is not used positively but negatively. They're not even Muslims but keep using Islamic terms (i.e. astaghfirullah) to harass Muslims. That's why Muslims don't like them.

Jessica Jane has very smelly feet that no one loves.

by austinlim July 10, 2022

Jurassic Prick

An old man's penis

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."

by murribunda December 27, 2021

Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

Jessica Capshaw

She's a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.

She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.

She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.

Lea: Who's that blonde hottie on Grey's Anatomy?
Emma: Jessica Capshaw of course!

by Ttte123 October 16, 2011

Jessica Yaniv

A delusional perverted Canadian sexual predator who believes he is a female model despite being an unattractive portly male. Jessica (actually named Jonathan)is a self employed blogger who has pioneered earning an income by filing frivolous lawsuits alleging human rights violations against female estheticians who do not want to remove the pubic hair from his penis or testicles.

Yaniv’s other hobbies include entering womens bathrooms and locker rooms with fetishistic intent and blogging about his desire to help preteen girls insert tampons into their vaginas.

Jessica Yaniv is suing me because I told him I do not provide hair removal services to men.

by BernieSandersEarHair May 23, 2019

Jessica Adams

She’s the star whose lights turn each stone they fall on..into a moon. When the light air passes through your hair..i hear it. Your quiet fragrences,melt in you, when touching you..I write the letters of your name by the rinse on all leaves of the trees.

Jessica Adams is amazing and I can't wait to see you.

by JessSaysMo August 14, 2021