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A jewish person with the name Jacob. He normally owes people money, but is very rich himself. The nickname "Jewcob" can also refure to a non jewish person with the name Jacob, but shows stereotypical jewish trates and owe people money.
Jewcob owes me £10 from when i brought him lunch.
My friend Jewcob is actually called jacob!
jewcob by Bob_The_Writer March 20, 2014
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Nickname for a person of Jewish decent named Jacob. Often used to degrade someone with the tendencies of being cheap, frugal, or just jibbery-style mooching.
Man, Jacob.. I mean Jewcob has been crashing on our couch for 8 months, when's he leaving?
Jewcob by Bluegrass Sunshine May 10, 2018
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A JewCob is the worst thing ever, They think they are superior to everyone else even though they only have good grades and nothing else.Like ask anyone and they'll either say "what the fuck are you talking about get out of my house" or "they're good at nothing" They also hoard so many fucking legos.like god damm.
Fuck you Tommy you'er such a JewCob
JewCob by A Dying Beaver May 20, 2019

jewmobile 

A lower-end Volvo or BMW, particularly the 325i and 330i series of the latter.
Look at that little brillopad Cornell sheeny, driving around town in his Jewmobile.
jewmobile by JJJJJJJJK December 1, 2006
to con someone with being as shiesty as possible so that you make out not just the best and with the most to gain - but do it in a way that they have no idea what happened and think its a greatest thing since sliced matzah?(...ok bread)!
Lets get our JEWCON on and make some monies!

or

Dont you jewcon me - i see whats going on here...
Jewcon by Bonzo420 February 12, 2009
anything relating or pertaining to being (or the state of being) hardcore and jewish simultaneously.
1. Dude. That jewish kids jew fro is a whopping 6 and a half feet tall. How jewcore!
2. That kids nose is at least 5 inches protruding from his face. Thats pretty jewcore broski.
Jewcore by JakeSnake12345 September 9, 2010
A Jewish female with large breasts.
Guy 1: Hey, look at that girl over there with the huge bazongas!

Guy 2: Dude, she's a Jewoobs.
Jewoobs by jewoobs69 July 27, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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