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jew hawk 

a mohawk that is not quite over 4" tall...or a mohawk on the head of a jew
"damn look at that kids mohawk"..."nahh man..thats a jew hawk"
jew hawk by Superhonkey January 7, 2008
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When a kid with a jew-fro cuts his hair to make a mohawk, inevitably becoming a Jew-Hawk.
Johnson: "hmmm that kid has a mohawk but he also has a jewfro"
Gary: "Jew-Hawk"
Jew-Hawk by Somz March 21, 2010
when a person has a mohawk which the hair is curly, or belonging to a person who is Jewish.
holy crap, that jewhawk is legit!
Jewhawk by marleyseidel November 17, 2010
the mascot for the world's shittiest basketball team
Boy I can't believe those Kansas Jewhawks lost another game

Rock Chalk Jewhawk!
jewhawk by T Monster December 9, 2008

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026