jew block 

An alternate definition to the original; this one is defined as:

When an Urban Dictionary editor rejects a request to add a word.

"Hey man I'm gonna add 'holy jesus-colored-muffinbuckets'
"Go for it!"
...30 minutes later
"Those fuckers Jew Blocked me!!!!"
"HA. sucks for yo ass."

jew block by dantheman wec February 5, 2009

Jew Block 

When someone stands in front of you while you're sniping.

-STOP FUCKING JEW BLOCKING ME!!
-what the hell are you talking about?
-GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU JEW BLOCKER

Jew Block by dantheman [wec] February 5, 2009

Jew Block 

When Jews block you from spreading the thruth about their Khazar Edomite heritage and plans for world domination.

I was talking about the Khazar Talmudists the other day and one of their minions didn't like it, so I got a Jew Block. They won't let me post again.

Jew Block by WhyzGuy April 7, 2019

Jew Kids on the Block 

The one house on the block that doesn't decorate for Christmas.

"What's up with THAT house? It's the only one with no lights."

"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."

Jew Kids on the Block by RedSquirrelPssht December 24, 2011

Jew-blocking 

When someone, not nescessarily jewish, attempts to do something stereotypically jewish (trying not to pay, trying to steal money, breaking glasses etc...) and then someone intervenes making them unable to carrying their plan out.

"no i wont pay for you, you're going to have to pay ypur half"

"Dude, dont be jew-blocking me"

Jew-blocking by The orginal shermantrix October 26, 2009

black jew 

a mythical creature that is said to rome the streets of L.A.

dude im pretty sure yesterday, i witnessed a real black jew and i tried to take a photograph but it got away just as i was about to snap a picture!

black jew by mythicalcreatures101 June 29, 2009

black jew 

Lenny Kravitz

Festus: Dude, Lenny Kravitz is soo awesome!

Jew boy: Yes, that's because his a black jew. He's got the best of both worlds.

Black boy: Sweet!

black jew by Chloerox104 August 17, 2009