Jesusaurus rex

the super sayian version of Jesus

he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die or ill go Jesusaurus rex on yo ass!

by blank babushka September 28, 2009

jesusaures-rex

The most bad-ass dinosaur who ever lived.

Me- holy Christ did you see that jesusaures-rex tear open chuck Norris.

Christ- Shit lets get the hell out of here

by neil awsome January 12, 2009

jewsaurus rex

An ancient jew who has become very experienced in the way of the jews,e.g stealing money

OMG what a jewsaurus rex

by FAGGOT MY ARSE January 20, 2010

jesasaurus rex

Spoke of in the bible frequently. This is a tall, hairy, man, with small arms and an apt to turn water into wine.

Fuck look at that tal hary man with small arms...

Shit that is a jesasaurus rex!!

by jesasaurus rex September 11, 2011

JesusSaurs-Rex

Someone who is so fucking amazing they are considered part Jesus part T-Rex!

-Originated by Brendan

Chuck Norris is such a JesusSaurs-Rex

by The_Real_JesusSaurs-Rex June 11, 2011