Jesusaurus rex 

the super sayian version of Jesus

he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die or ill go Jesusaurus rex on yo ass!

Jesusaurus rex by blank babushka September 28, 2009

jesusaures-rex 

The most bad-ass dinosaur who ever lived.

Me- holy Christ did you see that jesusaures-rex tear open chuck Norris.

Christ- Shit lets get the hell out of here

jesusaures-rex by neil awsome January 12, 2009

jewsaurus rex 

An ancient jew who has become very experienced in the way of the jews,e.g stealing money

OMG what a jewsaurus rex

jewsaurus rex by FAGGOT MY ARSE January 20, 2010

jesasaurus rex 

Spoke of in the bible frequently. This is a tall, hairy, man, with small arms and an apt to turn water into wine.

Fuck look at that tal hary man with small arms...

Shit that is a jesasaurus rex!!

jesasaurus rex by jesasaurus rex September 11, 2011

JesusSaurs-Rex 

Someone who is so fucking amazing they are considered part Jesus part T-Rex!

-Originated by Brendan

Chuck Norris is such a JesusSaurs-Rex

JesusSaurs-Rex by The_Real_JesusSaurs-Rex June 11, 2011