Jesus bar 

The handle found directly above the seats of most motor vehicles. May or may not be retractable. It's primary use is to be gripped as the passenger prays, swears, or screams.

He grabbed the Jesus bar as she took the car on two wheels.

Jesus bar by schizoartist October 26, 2004

Jesus Bar 

The handle on the passenger side of 4 wheel drive vehicles that you hold onto when the vehicle tilts on extreme angles.

The Jesus Bar is so named because most passengers will grab it at the same time as shouting "Oh Jesus!"

Jesus Bar by Byron john March 26, 2009

Jesus Bar 

A bar located in the disabled toilets which non-disabled or disables uses may grip in the event of a bad bowel movement, grog bow, the shits etc. Users can then let a "jesus!" rip while taking a dump and clenching the bar.

"I took a massive dump ! It was like I was shitting a knife, thank god for the Jesus bar in the disabled toilets"

Jesus Bar by LaurelE May 11, 2009

Jesus Health Bar 

The health bar that appeared in the sky on January 1st, 2020, labeled “Jesus.”

“Holy shoot, we have to fight Jesus‽”
“Holy shoot is right.”
“Shut the frick up. I need to fully process the Jesus Health Bar situation.”

Jesus Health Bar by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021

Jesus Christ Bar 

Aussie way of describing the bar above the windows of the passenger seats in a car/truck. In incidents of road rage, reckless driving, four wheel driving, burnouts, etc. the passenger(s) will grab onto it and usually yell "Jesus Christ!"

also known as "Oh Shit!" bar.

As I was doing a massive burnout my friend was gripping the Jesus Christ Bar tightly.

Jesus Christ Bar by JustinA <3 November 5, 2009

Jesus Barraza 

Jesus Barraza is a very strong person. He is very hard headed. He drinks a lot for no reason maybe he just likes it. He will also lose his patience very quickly. He is very smart and cant stand idiots. Once you get to know him though, he can be very sweet especially if he loves you.

Idiot: Someone tell that guy Jesus Barraza to stop being a dick
Normal guy: Your just an idiot

Jesus Barraza by Jesus Barraza June 10, 2024