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Jesus Party 

A group of 12 people who were brought up as catholic/christian. They rebel the rules and are hard core atheists. They meet for a 'Jesus Party' Where they drink white wine and talk about the future dread. Once they're riled up; considering there's no crucifixes they just decide to have an orgy. (Jesus is the safe word)
OMG this orgy is so good, Ouch thats too big for my bum!! Jesus, Jesus!! Thank you for respecting my safe word and stopping. This is historically known as many different names and events, but this is the most fun. Look in in the mirror in the dark and say 'Jesus Party' 3 times then open your eyes and you will be at the event. You wont regret it.
Jesus Party by kxlee1234 January 11, 2021
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Jesus party 

Jesus was known to bring together people. So a Jesus party is where friends of friends can meet your other friends.
Is it cool if I bring my best friend Max to the party?
Oh yes sure, it's a Jesus party, Max can even bring another friend of his
Jesus party by binzianer May 28, 2025

Purple Jesus party 

A party in which a wine-based punch is served in large quantities. The partygoers' lips are purple and the first words to be uttered the following morning are "Jesus, I'm never drinking again."
Guy 1: We should hit up Kenny's Purple Jesus party tonight.

Guy 2: Meh, I've gotta work tomorrow. The last thing I need is a purple mouth and a mean hangover.
Purple Jesus party by Slim415 December 20, 2008

party jesus 

the long hair, good natured guy you meet at a party that is most decidedly jesus
dude1: hey, look at that guy
dude2: ITS PARTY JESUS
party jesus: peace love and pot leaves man
party jesus by el cap-e-ton February 1, 2006

Party Jess 

Somebody who is present at the party, but refuses to put down their laptop.
Look out - we've got a Party Jess over in the corner.
Party Jess by ScottyMo91 July 31, 2016