Jesum

The term for when Jesus ejaculates.

Jesus was jerkin his man meat and jesumed all over himself.

by Killam97 January 19, 2019

Jesum

To urinate inside someone's anus, often like aiming at a dart board.

I took a chick home last night and finished the night with a jesum.

by Badshrooms May 25, 2015

jesum

A New England slang word used instead of jesus, often used with crow.

Jesum crow that was wicked awesome. Jesum i'm hungry

by beguile studio March 30, 2007

Jesum Crow!

A bastardization of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" but less vulgar.

Jesum Crow! I dropped one of my diamonds in the macaroni!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 25, 2008

jesum petes

Politely substituted for "Jesus Christ" in mixed company.

"Jesum Petes he slapped that bitch hard!"

by Jerome Todd April 19, 2018