Jesum

The term for when Jesus ejaculates.

Jesus was jerkin his man meat and jesumed all over himself.

by Killam97 January 20, 2019

Jesum

To urinate inside someone's anus, often like aiming at a dart board.

I took a chick home last night and finished the night with a jesum.

by Badshrooms May 23, 2015

jesum

A New England slang word used instead of jesus, often used with crow.

Jesum crow that was wicked awesome. Jesum i'm hungry

by beguile studio March 25, 2007

Jesum Crow!

A bastardization of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" but less vulgar.

Jesum Crow! I dropped one of my diamonds in the macaroni!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 20, 2008

jesum petes

Politely substituted for "Jesus Christ" in mixed company.

"Jesum Petes he slapped that bitch hard!"

by Jerome Todd October 25, 2017