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A classy, smart, and fun lady who holds the key to a man's heart. Strong and self-reliant, and at the same time beautiful, she is kind to those who need a hand. Typically possessing a keen sense of humor, a Jessums is capable of inducing great amounts of happiness to the individual of her choice, and is therefore highly prized by the man who loves her. A Jessums often spurs infatuation in her male partner. She uses her natural charm and attractiveness to create bliss and joy in those who behold her. The most remarkable trait of a Jessums is her humility and accompanying inability to perceive her own beauty and excellence. Meeting a Jessums is a once-in-lifetime opportunity to find the key to happiness.
"My Jessums sent me the best care package the other day."

"Bro, you need to find yourself a Jessums."
Jessums by michaelsums December 2, 2013
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taco Jessus 

I just had sex with you, you taco Jessus
taco Jessus by butterwolf April 20, 2018
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Jessus Chris' is my lard and savour.
Praise be to Jessus.
to ejaculate male's semen on a female (body, face, vagina)
i'm going to jessum all over your face.
jessum by fawku April 3, 2008
a total whore, skank, slut, amazing sex partner, cunt, sleeze, twat, bitch, prostitute, stripper, and all the reast of the words to describe a slut.
she is very funny and sexy.
Claire: I was with a jessumz last night!!
Niki: Lucky whore!
Claire: I know!
jessumz by anonymous in your pants January 11, 2008
The most beautiful person in africa, they have a bright eyes, dark skin, yet they are still beautiful. They are kind-hearted person. you scared when they get angry.
She is beautiful, she must be Jessusa.

She has a bright eyes, she is Jessusa
Jessusa by Teresa Liughson June 24, 2016

Jessussy 

The "ussy" off Jesses
"Wow look at that Jessussy"
Jessussy by ussydaily August 7, 2023