Jessitis

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Jessitis is a contagious infection which causes people to make severe typos constantly. This can also include autocorrect interfering and ruining your sentences. Such as "rubber fuck" as opposed to "rubber duck" and "ponis" instead of "penis".

Person 1: You sand Grease for me. And Adele.
All: SAND.
Person1: SANG. I HAVE A SEVERE CASE OF JESSITIS.

Jessitis by ForeverSinging February 25, 2012

Words you can keep

jessilis

Jessilis is the perfect gurl she Is One of the most beautiful gurls U would ever meet she has a great personality She has a perfect since of humor she is caring she is Everything u could every wish for in a gurl she the most perfect girl ever she would also be the best friend u would ever have she will be there every step of the way For every u need she will be there she will figth for u relationship and Friendship she will do anything to proctect it u woud never regret meeting her she is basically the perfect gurl ur soul mate and Other half

Jessilis is perfect

jessilis by Voltage 2005 October 1, 2020

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Jessitis • jessieisaqt • Jessilis

Jessilis

Is One of the most Beautiful gils u would ever meet both inside and outside.She is one of the best friends U would ever meet and could never be replaced she will be there by ur side every step of the way she will never leave ur side she basically the Perfect girl Although she will never agree with u she will always show u love no matter what Happens or what yall go through she will proctect ur friendship and relationship she will also hide her real self Which she thinks is no ok But is the best personality u would ever expirence in life She is A unique girl she caring funny and All u can wish to have in a person

Jessilis is the Perfect girl

Jessilis by Voltage 2005 October 1, 2020

jessieisaqt

Very nice and cool person on twitter. They're fun to talk to and just a good person.

Look its jessieisaqt, they're very epic

jessieisaqt by thedryzombie October 8, 2020

jessieisaqt

Amazing person on twitter. I would recommend trying to be friends with them. They're very funny and nice.

Look its jessieisaqt, that awesome person from Twitter!

jessieisaqt by thedryzombie October 8, 2020

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026