The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".
Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.
Jesohaia is a very beautiful young woman. She is shy but when you get to know her she is quirky, out going and positive. She has the most beautiful body. She is intelligent, powerful, funny, happy. She carries lots of energy with her. Even if she has haters or insecurities, she just ignores them and puts the biggest smile on her face. She is very likely to become someone great. She has the biggest heart you can find. She is perfection.
Jeson is a person, usually if not always male. He's a great person, absolute fucking G, gets all the bitches imaginable (men and women, and bro ain't even bisexual he's straight), strong, and fucking great at everything. If your not his friend and make fun of him its on site, your getting jumped in no time. The literal perfect human being. Everyone wants him in their life cause he's such a G.