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Jeson is a person, usually if not always male. He's a great person, absolute fucking G, gets all the bitches imaginable (men and women, and bro ain't even bisexual he's straight), strong, and fucking great at everything. If your not his friend and make fun of him its on site, your getting jumped in no time. The literal perfect human being. Everyone wants him in their life cause he's such a G.
Person 1: your becoming more like Jeson
Person 2: LEZ GOOOO!
Jeson by Shakethatasspeare February 1, 2023
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a person that can sing, a hardcore gamer, dog abuser.
jeson by Mr. aldo December 25, 2007
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