jesoos
a band
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Jisoosexual
Jisoosexual by yesIamJisoosexual October 5, 2020
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jesos by Benolenoleno October 4, 2020
jisooscatgirl
Tiktok star 🌟 🥰😍💕 ALWAYS gets banned and hated 😱 people block her out of jealousy 😔🤫
She's a lesbian 😳😟 Is a super mega flopp !! IS APPARENTLY "VERY TOXIC" and has no friends 🥺😣😞
She's a lesbian 😳😟 Is a super mega flopp !! IS APPARENTLY "VERY TOXIC" and has no friends 🥺😣😞
jisooscatgirl by Pussylover172892 December 14, 2021
jisoos christ
jisoos christ is the leader of a religion known as kpopism. Believers also know jisoos as Joshua, a member of SEVENTEEN. This religion roots from the fact that jisoos believes that drinking water is the right thing to do rather than drinking alcohol. Feel free to worship him any time, except for both 10:10 AM and 10:10 PM as this holy time is for *aHEM* NAEGA HOSH. This relegion welcomes anyone and everyone, except antis.
"Bro, what are you doing?"
"Worshipping jisoos christ? What else?"
"IT'S 10:10 YOU IDIOT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT NOW"
"OH SHIT!"
"Worshipping jisoos christ? What else?"
"IT'S 10:10 YOU IDIOT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT NOW"
"OH SHIT!"
jisoos christ by andioop_sksksksksk September 2, 2019
Jisoos
An inside joke for Carat, the fandom name for South Korean boy band, Seventeen, formed by Pledis Entertainment.
Refers to Jesus. Fellow fans may tell one who read smut, 'You need Hong Jisoos'.
Joke formed after Hong Jisoo (Joshua) of Seventeen dressed as a priest.
Refers to Jesus. Fellow fans may tell one who read smut, 'You need Hong Jisoos'.
Joke formed after Hong Jisoo (Joshua) of Seventeen dressed as a priest.
"Gosh I read so much smut last night...FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED!"
"Oh lord jisoos, please forgive this poor Carat."
"You need Jisoos!"
"Oh lord jisoos, please forgive this poor Carat."
"You need Jisoos!"
Jisoos by SugaStoleYourJams May 19, 2018
jisoosexual
being Jisoosexual means you can ONLY be attracted to KIM JISOO,I mean this girl can steal ur man AND ur girl,I don't make the rules
jisoosexual by yesIamJisoosexual October 5, 2020
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