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Jesmond in maltese is known to be a troublemakers name so whenever someone is a trouble maker you’ll use that phrase or name.
He’s such a Jesmond.
Surly he’s a Jesmond.
Jesmond by LGFrances June 26, 2021
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the student capital of newcastle where you’ll find lots of tories (rahs) dressed like homeless people and a handful of sound people. contains jesmond dene and a tesco that constantly has a queue of 30 people outside
oh nice flares, do you live in jesmond?
jesmond by tracybeakersmam March 1, 2021
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This is the most handsome guy you will ever meet. Although his ego is very big he still has a heart. Most jermonds are the very athletic.If you find a jermond you're lucky

jesminda 

Jesminda is the girl with the kindest heart.She’s always there when people need her the most and she really has the kindest personality.She really is an angel🤍
Jesminda
jesminda by LoveforJesy November 22, 2021
A man who sings his own name very loudly he also enjoys takeing it up the batty
Jezmond durillo was so load screaming jizmond whilst reviving bum sex.
jezmond by BDP is me September 18, 2020

jesmonique 

Jesmonique is defined as the most baddest bitch to walk gods green earth.
“To be Jesmonique is the best gift ever”
jesmonique by katygotbandz November 21, 2021

Jesminder 

A girl who looks like she was made to be on movie screens . In life you can say you’ve never seen someone as beautiful as a Jesminder . She is smart and extremely diligent . She is introverted and loves books . She’s also very boring besides her love for baking . Oooh and they are typically dog people .
Bro you need a jesminder in your life
Jesminder by Subiestieve November 22, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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