Jeruss 

pronounced (JAIR-uhss)

1. The most gorgeous male first name in the entire universe. Individuals that possess this name as a first name are often multi-faceted, forward-thinking, charming, hilarious, tall, attractive, talented, athletic, intellectual, articulate, passionate, musically-inclined, and confident.

2. American male first name derived from the biblical name "Jairus" which means "My light, who diffuses light".

Jeruss is absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!!! I'd gladly let him shower me with his milk of spermesia.

Jeruss by Dark Overlord February 3, 2010

Jerusalem/Dopesmoker 

The best fuckin song ever written. By SLEEP. Also known as "Dopesmoker" (there are two versions available, the one called Dopesmoker is better, but it's five times as expensive as the Jerusalem version).

The song is about an hour long (52 to 63 minutes, depending on version) is about 50 BPM slow and features crazy-ass drumming, a fuzzed-out heavy bass, a guitar that sounds like a dried out riverbed in the desert (if you know what I mean) and unique vocals, something between growling and ritual chanting.

The lyrics of Jerusalem/Dopesmoker are about a caravan delivering weed to said city. They glorify cannabis in any possible way. Many new (or old, but almost never used) words are mentioned, like "Hasheeshian", "Marihuanaut" and "lungsmen".

Rather than using a "normal"song strucure (verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus etc.) Jerusalem/Dopesmoker is set up like this:

Intro, fucking awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, epic riff, unbelievably good guitar solo, awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, another epic riff, fucking awesome guitar solo, quiet part, extremely heavy highpoint of the song including another fucking awesome solo, epic riff, reprise of the first fucking awesome riff.

All in all, it is definitely worth listening to (can be found on Youtube in both versions) wether you're a Stoner, a Metalhead, a fan of psychedelic music, a fan of experimental music, or you just like to have your brain melted via your eardrums.

A: Hey man, did you ever listen to Jerusalem/Dopesmoker?
B: Yeah, forty-six point seven percent of my brain melted.

A: Same here.

Jerusalem/Dopesmoker by Pisaura May 6, 2011

jarussi 

When your livelihood was largely based on the ability to accurately shoot long distances, but you are incapable of throwing a corn filled bag a distance greater than 10ft.

All he had to do was get one bag on the board for the win, but he threw a Jarussi.

jarussi by Deeply Dissapointed August 22, 2017

jesussy 

its jesus but sussy

“im religous but im also jesussy”

jesussy by lukaslube December 31, 2021

Nike Air Jerusalem

Sandals.

Dude 1: Dude, your Dad is wearing sandals with socks!
Dude 2: yeah, Nike Air Jerusalem man.

Nike Air Jerusalem by Fucked if I know February 28, 2011

Jerusalem nut spring 

When a nappy headed hoe pours piping hot water in her mouth and garggles while your big nuts are in her mouth.

Lil Sally Walker gave me the best jerusalem nut spring on our first date. I knew I was in love after that.

Jerusalem nut spring by Zack Marc Evan August 3, 2012

jeressa 

A girl with big hips and a pretty smile. She likes to joke around a lot and smoke broccoli. This girl only comes once in a lifetime, she is very hard to find. She likes to stay ducked off.

Him: Is Jeressa There?
Other: No Jeressa is never easy to find

jeressa by Lucas Davis December 22, 2016