Jersey Jack

Demonym (name) for the male inhabitants of New Jersey, the state that is better than New York City.

Gal: Are you a Jersey Jack?
Guy: I very well am. I've visited everything between High Point and Cape May!

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New Jersey Jackhammer

You begin by performing 69 while standing; once you're finished & she swallows, you give the chick a WWF-style piledriver.

Note: it is very important to remove your equipment from her mouth before attempting a New Jersey Jackhammer so as to prevent a Guatamala Guillotine!

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When someone loses control of their car and bounces from wall to wall and back across to the other wall again.

Did you just see that Civic do the New Jersey Jackknife across the turnpike?

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When you listen to music that is relative to New Jersey and makes the entire room dance.

"OMG it is Naughty By Nature, we hit the JerseyJackpot!"

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