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Jerkmail 

E-Mail received from your employer or beacuse of your employment that is sanctioned and approved for receipt, but is really nothing more that work SPAM. Jerkmail=junk mail from work.
Daily reports on areas of your company you know nothing about, Corporate communications regarding people and processes that have no impact on your job.
"I can't find your message because my inbox if full of jerkmail." "Is this important for my job, or just another piece of Jerkmail?"
"I signed up for that charity walk and now I get tons of jerkmail about other campaigns here at XYZ company"
Jerkmail by Herbieace March 22, 2010
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jermail aka the ninja he is raw and heart felt one of kind he is loyal and strong and makes an amazing friend he will be there for you love you and even fight for you he speaks his mind he loves his kids if you ever find a jermail don't let him go driven with demons living with ghost meet him once you'll never let him go !!!!
Jermail God over all
jermail by Jermail111111 April 24, 2021
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jerkmaica 

A relatively small island where jerks are frequently sent to.
Yo homie! You be gettin deep sixed soz yall best be takin a trip to JERKMACA!
jerkmaica by Smitty Joe May 18, 2005

jerkmaican 

A seemingly normal guy with a sexy accent who turns into a d-bag post coitus.

Misleading their prey with their deep island voice as bait. Once captured the beauty goes away and the jerk is revealed.
He seemed so cool but in the end he was just a jerkmaican.
jerkmaican by artfreek November 15, 2013
jermail aka the ninja he is raw and heart felt one of kind he is loyal and strong and makes an amazing friend he will be there for you love you and even fight for you he speaks his mind he loves his kids if you ever find a jermail don't let him go driven with demons living with ghost meet him once you'll never let him go !!!!
Jermail God over all
jermail by Jermail111111 April 24, 2021
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