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jerkin your gherkin 

When you beat your pickle, often while watching loli hentai
"Dude there's a new episode of Boko No Pico want to come to my house so we can have a good time jerkin your gherkin?"

jerkin your gerkin

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"
jerkin your gerkin by andyrizz August 21, 2008

Just jerking your gherkin 

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting
Tony B: AY-YO James sometimes I just think me and you should totally bum.
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026