Jerkin your Gherkin 

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

Jerkin your Gherkin by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011

jerkin your gherkin 

When you beat your pickle, often while watching loli hentai

"Dude there's a new episode of Boko No Pico want to come to my house so we can have a good time jerkin your gherkin?"

jerkin your gherkin by succdaddy69 May 14, 2018

jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

jerkin your gerkin by andyrizz August 21, 2008

Just jerking your gherkin 

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting

Tony B: AY-YO James sometimes I just think me and you should totally bum.
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!

Just jerking your gherkin by LordBone January 9, 2012