jerk my meat

male self masturbation

I'll meet you on battlenet in a sec, I just have to jerk my meat first.

by somerandomswedishguy February 24, 2011

Jerk my Meat

Making jerky, either traditionally through natural dehydration, a forced air and heat dehydrator, a stove, or smoker. Most commonly beef jerky, and with a good blend of flavors and spices.

I can't go anywhere today becasue it takes 7 hours to jerk my meat.

by Stevr13 February 7, 2018

meat jerking

jerking off/beating off the grouch - masturbation - the way in which meat is jerk - cahpewt

Johnny said he couldnt come to the party beacuase he had to do some serious meat jerking

by john making August 17, 2006

Jerk meat

A attractive woman with a horrible personality

That some jerk meat over there

by Cumchef September 26, 2023