Jenny Crank

Using drugs such as cocaine, meth, or other speedy things to lose weight.

"Wow! You look great!" skinny bitch
"Yes! Pin-thin! How did you do it?" fat bitch
"I owe it all to Jenny Crank!" super skinny bitch
"Oh girl get me some!" fat bitch

by E.R.X.R September 12, 2005

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.

1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.

by Nick Fox July 29, 2008

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.

1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.

by Nick A. Fox December 28, 2005

Jennycrack Diet

the eating habits of a methamphetamine/crack user

Have you seen Jane lately, she is looking very healthy now that she is off the Jennycrack Diet.

'Are you hungry, would u like something to eat there is more than enough here. or have u started that jennycrack diet again?'

by Ratbagrell June 28, 2015