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Somebody who spends his whole life going after one specific girl.
Hey! Haven't you been going after that girl for 3 years?

Yeah, I'm doing a Jenkin.
Jenkin by Steve Cubson February 26, 2015
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noun. A "jenkin" is a person who is always complaining, easliy annoyed, and usually a bitch. To be a jenkin you would have to be extremely condescending and never pay attention to anybody elses ideas because you think you have even better ones.

verb. To jenk or to be jenking, would be to insist that you are the best at everything and no one could ever be better.
"Dude, I'm tired of you always jenkin', just listen to what I have to say".
A really retarded synonym for almost every word in the English language. Jenkin is often used by akward teenagers and people who can't find a creative synonym for many words.
Phil- Yo I was at the store and this guy told me the chips were on sale

Alex- Oh my god thats so Jenkin
Jenkin by SchNitsbAh January 24, 2010
a word used for a real friend or someone who is a jittleyang tugalugon
Whats good my jenkin
Jenkin by Levington May 13, 2024
A form of masturbation where the participant attempts to make their penis wider.
Jenkin by The.V.Man November 25, 2024

jenkin drop'n'pop 

masturbating while taking a dump, or at least in the same sitting. The term was derived during a conversation held among friends, on what the proper term for a solo blumpkin would be. One said "a Jenkin?" and another said "a drop and pop!" and a third suggested combining the two. Following this came the idea of a ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand
Thank you very much. See you in twenty minutes, I'll be taking a Jenkin Drop'n'pop
jenkin drop'n'pop by James Delaware November 11, 2010

jenkin off 

a nickname for your friend if his last name is jenkins
what’s up jenkin off
jenkin off by fronite best game April 20, 2020
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