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An extrmely kind hearted person you can always trust to help you through your hard times. She may not have an interest in you romantically, but she loves you like family either way. She is probably the most kind person you will ever meet in your entire life, and cannot br replaced or forgotten. She is God's angel sent to bless this Earth. She is also very beautiful, however very quiet. She also will not accept favours for helping you out and insists on you not returning favours.
Jenessa is so beautiful, she is also so thoughtful and caring. I wish I could date her, she is an amazing person!
Jenessa by ColdplayFan72617 March 3, 2018
An amazing girl. Some people don't like her just because she's different...Totally outgoing, funny, and gorgeous! Not a girly girl, and LOVES sports.
"Man, that girl is totally Jenessa!"

"I wish I were Jenessa."
Jenessa by Jaelene15 September 2, 2011
A very wonderfuly influential person on the lives of others. Constantly striving to make others better in their perception of the world.
Scott sucks... Jenessa made him better...
Jenessa by Bowdawg March 7, 2009
A sexy chick, fun personality, totally bomb. Has the power to break hearts.
damn, check out jenessa !
Jenessa by KRussA February 3, 2010
Jenesah is a wonderful and funny girl. She has beautiful brown hair and beautiful brown eyes. She’s short and looks innocent but don’t mess with her she’ll beat your a$$. She’s one of my bsf’s and someone you can rely on. Every guy wants her but can’t have her so if you get her then you better keep her cause she got hella guys in her dm’s ;)
New kid: Omg who’s that
Me: That’s jenesah don’t mess with her and also don’t even try getting with her :3
jenesah by Your mom :3 August 19, 2019
Fun person with curly hair and brown eyes however if you cross her shes very manipulative and is sociopath.She also may be annoying
ugh Jenessa is coming
Jenessa is a fun person omggg
Jenessa by alyssa32956 February 12, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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