Jemmi
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Jemimah
One of the weirdest/funniest girls EVER! She always cares about your feelings and will not stop until she makes you happy. Sometimes you get mad at her but can not stay mad for long. Not afraid of ANYONE and will always fight for a friend. Whenever you're down she's the first to make you feel better. Has amazing sense of humor and very relateable. Very unique and doesn't care that she isn't "normal".
Jemimah by Snickers1123 May 11, 2018
jammin like salmon
When someone is having such a good time (i.e. drinking, dancing, etc.) that the only way he/she can describe it is with rhyme; a derivative of the nonsensical "out like trout"
Mary: "How was the party last night?"
Brad: "It was so much fun. We were jammin like salmon until the cops came. And then we were out like trout."
Brad: "It was so much fun. We were jammin like salmon until the cops came. And then we were out like trout."
jammin like salmon by B... October 8, 2012
Uncle Jemima
Uncle Jemima is a crazy old fool who just wants to make liquor and show that there's more to this world than just making pancakes.
Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor
'More fun than Pancakes!'
Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor
'More fun than Pancakes!'
Uncle Jemima: Let me ask you a question: you like drinking? Well, you like drinking - who the hell don't? Well if you're like me, then you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce to you...Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemima! You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the pancake lady! Now she says that selling booze is degrading to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on the count of you flippin' flapjack. Ain't I right Sammy?
Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.
Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!
What the hell does that mean?
That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!
Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!
Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!
Sammy: What you swattin' at?
Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.
Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!
What the hell does that mean?
That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!
Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!
Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!
Sammy: What you swattin' at?
Uncle Jemima by rremundo July 7, 2006
Jemaine Clement
Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.
But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark
and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.
But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark
and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
Jemaine Clement by b4j October 5, 2008