Jelliefishing 

When couples (especially online) portray their relationship to be perfect. This is especially applicable when the relationship is not perfect. (Like

"oh my god did you see that annoying couple on TikTok just posted a new video? They're totally jelliefishing"

Jelliefishing by airisarya April 23, 2022

Jellyfishing 

Jellyfishing is a term used to describe a feeling experienced in two circumstances:

1) Post-coital jizz lingering in your vaginal passage following unprotected sex.
2) Whilst experiencing the heavier side of your menstrual cycle.

In both instances, usually when moving from a horizontal or seated position to standing, the squeezy 'splodge'-like feeling of each substance exiting the mouth of the vagina feels like that of a jellyfish squirming its way out.

*Note*: neither can be felt whilst a tampon is in use as this stems the requisite out-flow prior to its exit.

1) Can I borrow a pad? Jack and I banged 4 times last night and I'm seriously Jellyfishing today!

2) FYI, this period is a heavier one and I'm Jellyfishing so much right now.

Jellyfishing by DBBitches January 18, 2017

jellyfishing 

A sport enjoyed by the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom. i.e Spongebob

Spongebob:Squidward won't come jellyfishing with us!

jellyfishing by Meathawk January 2, 2005

Jellyfishing 

Verb-- The act if becomming so unbelievably drunk that your body takes on traits of a jellyfish. You have no brain, bones, eyes, or clue where you are or what you're doing.

Scott: "Holy shit what the hell happened last night? I don't remember leaving the bar!"

Amy Jo: "Yeah bud you were jellyfishing hardcore! We just sat across the bar and laughed at you."

Jellyfishing by sbaue September 27, 2013

Jellyfishing 

The act of going-with-the-flow. When a person is confronted with a decision or confrontation, and chooses to not act.

"Hey Tim, should we go out tonight or stay in?"

"I don't care."

"Quit jellyfishing and make a choice!"

Jellyfishing by Mykel-Miracle October 3, 2009

Jellyfishing 

When you finish having sex with a girl and realise post-coitus the condom has been left inside her. In a haze of panic and confusion you use your index and middle finger to fish it out in a semi-sensual style. What you end up pulling out should look like a shrivelled old jellyfish, hence the term "Jellyfishing".

When Matt realised his vigorous love making and oversized condom had resulted in the rubber slipping off, he kissed Lisa while jellyfishing.

He eventually came up with the goods and then prayed she was not pregnant for the next few months.

Jellyfishing by Sleeve of the Wizard August 10, 2010

jellyfishing 

When a girl takes her hand and jacks you off in a motion that resembles a jellyfish swimming.

So i was jellyfishing my boyfriend the other day until he said "Your doing it wrong, get off me slut."

jellyfishing by FruitLauncher December 2, 2009