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Jelley Donut 

The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, and then punching your patner in the mouth so that the blood mixes with the semen and creates a jelley like apperance.
dude, she kept rubbing her teeth on my junk, so when i came i repaid her with a jelley donut.
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Jelly Donut 

The jelly donut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (Like that makes sense)

the jelly donut 

busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood
the jelly donut by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

Pittsburgh Jelly Donut 

The art of one cumming in a woman's period blood filled vaginal hole. The woman then queefs the cum & blood onto a freshly glazed donut. The couple then proceeds to eat the donut after. This was first performed in the city of Pittsburgh in 1933 & has been part of the city's tradition ever since.
"PJD time?"- Ron
"What's that?" - Jill
"PITTSBURGH JELLY DONUT TIME BABY!!!!"- Ron

jelly donut roller 

The queen bee, an alpha female who is the object of envy and jealousy. One who rises above petty issues.
That Loretta is a real Jelly Donut roller. She keeps her bitches check.
jelly donut roller by LoLo2B October 30, 2011

jelly donut surprise 

when you go down on a girl and realize she's on her period.
I went down on her and got the best jelly donut surprise
jelly donut surprise by MarlonS March 4, 2008

glazed jelly donut 

The process in which you ejaculate all over a girl's face, and then proceed to punch her in the nose.
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