Jelldough
Jelldough by levicleanbooty April 1, 2019
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jellydoughnut
When you cum in a person's mouth and then punch the person in the nose so the cum and blood mixes and looks like jelly.
jellydoughnut by Cabbage November 18, 2003
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jellydoughnut
a term of endearment for lovers in love. attempt to cum in your significant others face and then give him or her an affectionate punch in the face to spread the added blood (love) all around)...
jellydoughnut by Roger Turnstile November 6, 2003
jellydoughnut
a prison term for when one man goes down on another man. he sploodges in his eyes and then punches him in his eyes to make a bruise or make him bleed to mark his territory
jellydoughnut by Anonymous July 29, 2003
Mexican Jellydoughnut
The act of ejaculating on your partners face, letting it dry, and then cumming on their face again and punching them to cause blood. Let this dry and then peel both layers off to form a sort of burrito. Wrap this burrito around the male partners penis and stick it in the other partners mouth, do not remove until entire burrito is gone.
Mexican Jellydoughnut by Bntzer June 11, 2018
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