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jedibitch 

lazy journo who uses websites to gain mongs for articles
"Some jedibitch sent me an email trying to get me involved inan article about shagging my cousin"
jedibitch by Anon August 12, 2003

jedibitch 

A fuckin cuntrag who whines and whines and whines, gets caught cheating, and whines more. The worst member of fightclubclan and only stays in because everyone feels sorry for him. Has been known to shit his pants at LAN if he gets awped across the bridge on aztec.
I was tryin to piss, and that cunt jedibitch was watching me for no reason. What a tard.
jedibitch by Anonymous June 29, 2003

jedibitch 

looks like a pigeon eating a cheese pasties & jaffa cakes
jedibitch by mike August 24, 2003

jedibitch 

fat ugly female with face of a horse. only friend is fat ugly purple female who looks like a man. both hugely over use dildos, especially double ended ones during lesbian sex parties.
did you see that shop window break? must have been when that jedibitch walked past and caught a glimps of herself.
jedibitch by a n o n December 10, 2007

jedibitch 

Total window licker. Hasnt a clue at the best of times
jedibitch by Anonymous May 13, 2003

JewBitch 

It's a JewBitch, usally said from Cartman in South Park.
Kyle, Your mom is a stupid JewBitch.
JewBitch by Thomas James D. September 26, 2010
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