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Jeft
Jeft by nigerian heir October 19, 2008
jefte
jefte by i have no idea if i even have December 2, 2016
Jefter
NOUN: A vastly unattractive person (arrogant)
ADJECTIVE: boring, failure, disappointing (eg a party)
VERB: Jeftering - to irritate someone for a long time.
ADJECTIVE: boring, failure, disappointing (eg a party)
VERB: Jeftering - to irritate someone for a long time.
Jefter by Turtleface May 1, 2014
JeFtY
Jefta
He is a funny guy that likes to boast about things so he can feel like he is better than you. Like eating jaffa cakes on cam. He laughs like a girl and talks scary languages.
Jfta is a shortened version but Jfta Cakes is also acceptable.
Jfta Cakes FTW.
OMG HE'S AWESOME <3
He's also kinky and smooth. LOL
LMAO
Jfta is a shortened version but Jfta Cakes is also acceptable.
Jfta Cakes FTW.
OMG HE'S AWESOME <3
He's also kinky and smooth. LOL
LMAO
jeftha
Jeftha, the hot Moluccan guy that fullfills your wildest dreams. Great body, beautfiful smile and always charming. After your first date, he will write you a novel declaring his unconditional love to you
Damn, there's Jeftha, do I look sexy?
Hi Jeftha! How are you?
I need some Jeftha tonight
OMG, is that Jeftha?
Hi Jeftha! How are you?
I need some Jeftha tonight
OMG, is that Jeftha?
jeftha by Yøung Bøbby March 15, 2017
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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