jeftali

Jeftali is that cute guy that says he ain't interested in zodiac bitch but we all know the truth

Damn Jeftali going at it again

by Pussyslayer679 March 9, 2019

Jewtalian

Someone of a Jewish (Sephardic or Ashkenazic) and Italian racial, ethnic, or ancestral background.

Jewtalians love spaghetti and bagels with lox.

by Moses Caesar July 27, 2006

Jewtalian

Someone of Jewish and Italian descent. Loves pasta and bagels. Has an obscenely large nose and frizzy hair.

Look at her nose! She must be Jewtalian.

by sometimesNo April 11, 2009

Jewtalian

Someone of Italian descent who acts like a cheap Jew.

The Jewtalian won't spend the money to buy a new razor and butchered his face.

by ExhastedCPA May 2, 2011

Jeffalicious Thachattack

When a superior breeder mounts a "EZH20 LZSTL8WSSP Filtered Stainless-Steel Dual-Station Drinking Fountain with Bottle Filling Station Item#:164290" with the intention of producing a higher level of offspring, naturally proficient in aerospace engineering data/analysis and relevant information. MORE specifically regarding 14 CFR Part 43 Appendix D.

Bro #1: "YO I WAS TAKING A DRINK FROM THE WATER FOUNTAIN AND I GOT HIT WITH THE JEFFALICIOUS THACHATTACK."
Bro #2: "I was wondering why your offspring was so competent & employable within the modern-day aerospace engineering sector with a focus on data analysis."
Bro #1: "Sorry, what was that?"
Bro #2: " MORE specifically regarding 14 CFR Part 43 Appendix D. The focus and candor of your young spawn is truly inquisitive."
Bro #1: "My urologist just informed me of medium to high levels of inflammation in my prostate and thyroid glands. The tenderness has me going haywire, busta nutiner."

by Tiffany JackHARD April 30, 2025