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Someone of a Jewish (Sephardic or Ashkenazic) and Italian racial, ethnic, or ancestral background.
Jewtalians love spaghetti and bagels with lox.
Jewtalian by Moses Caesar July 27, 2006
Someone of Jewish and Italian descent. Loves pasta and bagels. Has an obscenely large nose and frizzy hair.
Look at her nose! She must be Jewtalian.
Jewtalian by sometimesNo April 11, 2009
Someone of Italian descent who acts like a cheap Jew.
The Jewtalian won't spend the money to buy a new razor and butchered his face.
Jewtalian by ExhastedCPA May 2, 2011

Jeffalicious Thachattack 

When a superior breeder mounts a "EZH20 LZSTL8WSSP Filtered Stainless-Steel Dual-Station Drinking Fountain with Bottle Filling Station Item#:164290" with the intention of producing a higher level of offspring, naturally proficient in aerospace engineering data/analysis and relevant information. MORE specifically regarding 14 CFR Part 43 Appendix D.
Bro #1: "YO I WAS TAKING A DRINK FROM THE WATER FOUNTAIN AND I GOT HIT WITH THE JEFFALICIOUS THACHATTACK."
Bro #2: "I was wondering why your offspring was so competent & employable within the modern-day aerospace engineering sector with a focus on data analysis."
Bro #1: "Sorry, what was that?"
Bro #2: " MORE specifically regarding 14 CFR Part 43 Appendix D. The focus and candor of your young spawn is truly inquisitive."
Bro #1: "My urologist just informed me of medium to high levels of inflammation in my prostate and thyroid glands. The tenderness has me going haywire, busta nutiner."
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026