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Jedi Redeye 

A sexual move that occurs when a glow stick is taped to the penis during anal sex thereby creating the appearance of a light saber.
"Her butt was so tight I had to use the force to give her a good Jedi Redeye."
Jedi Redeye by Dr. Alfred Wang October 22, 2018
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Redeye Jedi 

Act of stealthily exposing the rim of one's anus to unsuspecting victims, preferably accompanied by a Star Wars-themed joke, like "The Death Star will be completed on schedule" in one's best Darth Vader voice.
I heard Bob coming down the hall so I gave him a Redeye Jedi. He got an eye full of the Dark Side.
Redeye Jedi by Yo Duh August 14, 2012

red-eye-jedi 

the prophecy that one day, a band of long lost jedi would form from the ashes of the 20th century to reclaim what is rightfully theirs. All have one common bond......marijuana.
Also it means one whom smokes, but maintains senses and in some cases those senses are sharpened.
Adam is a red eye jedi along with rob, cameron and jedd. They are Red Eye Jedi.
red-eye-jedi by Jeremy Hulsey August 3, 2004

red eye jedi 

When you are smoking weed, your eyes glaze over and make you eyes look red. the jedi part is mainly due to the skills of jedis (:
this is some peng weed man im red eye jedi
red eye jedi by rawrzkiz July 4, 2009

Red eye Jedi 

After you smoke and your eyes are red as hell
Bro I need them eye drops, we lookin like red eye Jedi
Red eye Jedi by Buuubes November 5, 2018

red-eye-jedi 

When someone is laying on their back passed out drunk during a party, someone pulls down their pants and hovers their asshole directly over the sleeping victims nose. Two people go on each side of the sleeping drunk and scream "Cops!" in each ear. The startling noise frightens the drunk who sits up abruptly and sticks their nose right up the hovering poop shoot.
He won't talk to us because he inhaled a cling-on up his nose when we gave him that red-eye-jedi last weekend

red-eye-jedi 

percy 5 weedy joints and experience the phenomenon for yourself....
tee hee hee, that is some phat bud
red-eye-jedi by fred December 3, 2003
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