Redeye

Moronic, pretentious, self important ass hole journalist. Writes for Edge magazine. Thinks he is god, but his words are complete garbage. TWICE he has insulted serious hardcore gamers, and for that the hardcore should rise and hang him from gilded meat hooks until his balls rot off.

That Redeye is such a pretentious ass, he keeps insulting our hardcore gamer brotherhood. He must die! Hey, you wanna go play NeoGeo? Yah, we the hardcore video gamers of the world ROCK!

by Hardcore video gamer December 29, 2004

redeye

An late night or over night flight.

When asked how her trip was, Kelly responded with "Terrible. My last flight was a redeye and I'm exhausted."

by Kat December 11, 2003

redeye

the act of showing someone your rosey clean anus; usually used as a taunt. See browneye

Ralph dropped his drawers, pulled his butt cheeks apart and gave the girls a redeye.

by David December 02, 2003

redeye

The burning, yet satisfying, sensation you sometimes feel after taking a steaming dump

My god... my ass damn near exploded. I know I sure as hell blew up that toilet down there. I got a serious redeye at the moment. My ass keeps clenching too, like I'm still trying to pinch one out.

by Creamy Beaver July 06, 2004

redeye

the bloodied browneye after it has been penetrated by a large penis, object or fierce dump.

That girl used to have a browneye until I banged her,now she's got a redeye and she still can't sit down right.

by Jason the dirty one July 28, 2006

redeye

1. Bad whiskey, usually rye for its red color, in the Old West.
2. The anal pore.

When we mooned the cops I gave them my redeye.

by Joel D. Parker September 27, 2006

redeye

referring to the effects of weed on yer eyes and your readiness to depart.

ahhh shit dude I'm redeye to go to mc,d's I gots me the munchies.

by frank33s October 06, 2008