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Jeanjob 

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The male genetalia is rubbed outside the jeans by a girl while having a semi-erection.
Guys!! sarah just gave me the first jeanjob!!
Jeanjob by jeanjobEE June 22, 2009

jeanjob 

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omg, i gave him a jeanjob
why is he being clingy? It was just a jeanjob
jeanjob by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021

jeanjoneifer phobia 

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someone who is terrified of jean jones from kilsyth
do you have any phobias?
yes, i have jeanjoneifer phobia

oh really

Jean Job 

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A hand job alternative where a barrier exists between the penis and the hand, most commonly a demin material. Given in scenerios where the woman is not willing to fondle the male genitalia or done as a public solution to sexual frustration.
That bitch didn't even jerk me off, all i got was a stupid jean job.

I had to bust in my pants during class
Jean Job by Playboygtfit October 2, 2006

Jean Job 

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the act of performing manual stimulation of one partner's penis by another partner's hand, whether female or male, sometimes to the point of orgasm and ejaculation. BUT in this scenario, there exists a barricade of denim material between the hand of one parter, and the penis of the other. Jean Jobs work best while NOT wearing skinny jeans. Losing jeans allow more "jerking" and "groping" of the penis. Jean Job's are usually an alternative to the regular hand job due to the one partner not willing to caress and embrace the penis, or if in public and the action must be very unnoticeable. There are some rare cases where the jean job is just a foreplay before actually getting handjob/blowjob/footjob etc. but it ends up being all the male partner gets due to some random girl slamming on the door because she likes the person receiving the erotic adventures on his penis and does not want any further activities of such actions happening on him anymore.
Scenerio 1:
*kids in class*
Evan: give me a jean job under the desk
Nicole: wtf? no. you used to tell me i was so cute and stuff but now that you figured out i wont suck your d, so you stopped talking to me, so i will NOT give you a jean job
Evan: fuck!

Scenerio 2
*Ben and Monica begin to makeout and monica attempts to give jean job. Ben kind of likes it*
*girls starts slamming on door*
Ben: can we keep going?
Monica: no we should go
Ben: fuck!
Jean Job by phreshboyasia January 1, 2011

Jean Job 

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The act of getting your dick sucked through your jeans
"Dude I got a jean job from this girl last night"
Jean Job by Gay_Dude May 5, 2018
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