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Skinny Jeans 

Skinny Jeans – Noun – Derogatory nickname for a hipster or preppy metrosexual loser who can’t relax, even while on a vacation, and is compelled to work and go for a run every morning so to not gain even 1 pound for 1 day and be in good with the boss. Also sometimes used for an uptight poser who waits in line at the iStore for 5 hours to get the newest device the day it comes out.
While at breakfast the boys teased the absent Skinny Jeans about leaving the strip club early and working all night in the hotel room then going for a run at 6 AM even though they were in Vegas for a bachelor party.
Skinny Jeans by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014
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Geoff jeans 

A pair of jeans usually only worn around the house. They tend to be cheap, ugly and/or old and are seldom worn in public places.
Let me shower and change out of my Geoff jeans, and I can meet up in about an hour.
Geoff jeans by F E D December 14, 2010

black jealousy

When people of African descent are jealous of other African peoples' ambitions and/or success.

The hatred that black people experience when they see someone in their own community succeeding.
ex: The Younger family of the play A Raisin in the Sun all suffer from black jealousy.
ex: Person 1: He just never wants me to achieve my dreams. Person 2: You mean he suffers from black jealousy.
black jealousy by karj1432 April 28, 2019

Jeans night 

An incredibly regretful hookup that makes you question reality. If you have a Jean night, expect to not be sexually attracted to a woman for a few days after.
“Yeah man, it was bad, last night was definitely a jeans night for me”
Jeans night by Jeans_night December 10, 2021

Protein Jeans

Semen-stained jeans, usually worn by a man, though women have been known to be stained as well. Characterized by faint white splotches, and much more easily identifiable under a blacklight.
You can tell that Buzz is addicted to jerking it because of his splotchy protein jeans!
Protein Jeans by B100 September 24, 2009

Jeansonne 

A cajun-french last name, manily found in Louisiana. No one can say it correctly, and for some reason they think its "johnson" but its not!
My friends last name is Jeansonne.
Jeansonne by cajun4life February 4, 2009