JBd 

To be repetitively, heartlessly and painfully rejected publically by someone more physically and solically attractive than yourself.

He got JBd. Failure.rejected

JBd by Jackie Failure April 21, 2009

JBD 

Short for Jonas Brothers Disorder. Nearly all pre-teen to teenage girls are afflicted with this. It's where they are completely and utterly obsessed with these whiny, ugly, completely untalented Disney-made products.

Girl #1- OH MYG GOD THE JONAS BROTHERS!!1!!/!!1 I LOVVE THEMMMMM
Girl #2- Wow, she's got JBD.

JBD by ~Raindrop~ April 3, 2009

JBD 

abbrevation for junkybadonkadonk

OoOoOohh she got that jbd! what... OoOoOohh she got that jbd! woot woot!

JBD by a dawg, m-dizzle February 23, 2005

JBD 

Short for Joe Biden Disease, JBD is a brain disease that affects the short- and long-term memory of the victim and mostly leads to dementia and other brain disorders. The first symptoms of JBD show when one forgets minor information, it will progress with stuttering and forgetting more important Memorys and information about others and even yourself. JBD has no cure and no known causes. There are no ways to prevent JBD from affecting you. JBD can often be minorly contagious and spread into a short term and milder version called "Genius" (with a J) Disease (JD)

Person 1: What was the last thing you did?
Person 2: uh, use the bathroom
Person 1: What did you do
Person 2: I Don't know
Person 1: I think you have JBD

JBD by UVRa=d(0)m July 24, 2022

Jbd 

Acronym for the famous motto of the Knights Radiant: “Journey before destination”, from the Stormlight Archive book saga by Brandon Sanderson.

Bob: “Man life has been so tough lately..”
Pete: “Don’t worry dude, remember :JBD”

Jbd by Pigna June 20, 2025

jbdxbl 

Chinese internet slang. Similar to lmao but means “laughing my penis to explode”.

鸡巴都笑爆了

So funny, I jbdxbl.

jbdxbl by Moycat May 28, 2020

jbdxbl 

A Chinese slang, which is the abbreviation of "Ji Ba Dou Xiao Bao Le". It literally means "Laughing my dick exploded", and is a Chinese equivalent of LMAO.

* Saw a new meme on Weibo
You: jbdxbl 23333333

jbdxbl by ProtossProbe October 4, 2018